Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
i want to thank everyone who voted for me
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis